“S” Thing Cutting & Charcuterie Board

“S” Thing Cutting & Charcuterie Board ✏️📓✨

You drew it. I drew it. We ALL drew it. But somehow, no one knows it's origin story...

The S Thing. The Super S. The Stussy S. The Cool S. The Pointy S. The Superman S. The Universal S. The Middle School S. Whatever you called it, somehow an entire generation collectively knew how to draw this exact same thing in our notebooks, and it was COOL. Why???

Now it’s 17.5 inches tall, made out of solid maple, and ready to live in your kitchen, or anywhere else. Why??? BECAUSE IT'S COOL.

It’s a fully functional cutting and serving board, a piece of nostalgic kitchen decor, and an almost guaranteed:

“OH MY GOD, I USED TO DRAW THAT!”

from anyone who sees it.

A doodle that united a nation ✦

That’s my favorite thing about the S Thing. How did we ALL know?!

It didn’t seem to matter where you grew up or what school you went to. Somehow we all knew the same basic formula: start with those six little lines, connect them just right, and suddenly there it was. ✏️

We drew it on notebooks. Folders. Homework. Shoes. Probably a desk or wall. 📓

It’s nostalgia and that's priceless hehe ✨

THE DETAILS ✦

✦ Approx. 17.5" × 9"
✦ Made from solid maple hardwood
✦ Fully functional cutting & serving board
✦ Laser engraved details
✦ Optional leather hanging strap for wall storage or display
✦ Finished with a food-safe natural finish
✦ Optional custom laser engraving
✦ Designed and made by me in Long Beach, California

CUT ON IT. SERVE ON IT. ✦

This isn’t just something fun to prop up in your kitchen. It’s a real hardwood cutting board. 🔪🪵

Use it for chopping and prep (I recommend on the side without the laser engraving), load it up with snacks and appetizers, or cover the whole thing in cheese, crackers, fruit, and all the little charcuterie things. 🧀🍇

Then everyone gets to have the inevitable conversation about what they called it, where they learned it, and how the heck every kid seemed to know about it before the internet was even really a thing. (Millennials know)

HANG IT UP ✦

You can add an optional leather hanging strap if you’d like to display or store your S Thing right on the wall when you’re not using it. 🪵✨

It keeps your board up and out of the way while also turning it into a piece of wall decor. 

THE GIFT FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ✦

This is one of those gifts that requires almost no explanation.

Your childhood best friend. Your sibling. Your old school friend. Anyone who spent an unreasonable amount of class time perfecting those six starter lines. 🎁📓

They’ll know exactly what it is.

And if you want to make it even more personal, add custom laser engraving to the back with a name, date, inside joke, or something from your school days.

MADE TO ORDER ✦

Each S Thing is made by me, Brandy! Most items are made to order, so please allow 2–3 weeks for me to create yours. If I already have one in stock, I’ll ship it right away.

Because I’m working with real maple hardwood, grain and coloring will naturally vary from board to board. 🪵✨

CARE ✦

Hand wash with mild soap and lukewarm water and dry thoroughly. DO NOT put your S Thing in the dishwasher or leave it soaking in the sink. Water and wood do not mesh!

Store your board on its side, or hang it from the optional leather strap, so air can circulate around it. Re-oil as needed with a food-safe cutting board oil and wax to help repel moisture, condition the wood, and keep it looking its best. 🪵✨

PLEASE READ!