Bummer Board | Sad Face Cutting & Charcuterie Board

Bummer Board | Sad Face Cutting & Charcuterie Board ☹️

Let’s cry and eat some cheese. ☹️🧀

Bummer Board is a 15.5" handmade wooden cutting & charcuterie board featuring one giant sad face made entirely from naturally contrasting walnut and maple hardwoods.

Having a bad day? Load it up with cheese. Having a good day? Load it up with cheese anyway. Maybe somebody ate the last cracker. Maybe there wasn't enough dip. Maybe that's just its face.

Whatever the problem is, at least it looks cute being miserable. ☹️

And don't let that sad little face fool you. Bummer Board is double-sided and ready to work, so you can chop and prep on one side while keeping the other nice for serving and display.

THE DETAILS ✦

✦ Original Handy Dandy Brandy design
✦ Approx. 15.5" round
✦ Handmade from solid walnut & maple hardwoods
✦ Sad face design created entirely from naturally contrasting woods
✦ No paint or stain!
✦ Double-sided and fully functional on both sides
✦ Use one side for cutting & chopping and keep the other nice for serving & display
✦ My Handy Dandy Brandy logo is laser engraved on one side
✦ Finished with a food-safe natural finish
✦ Designed and handmade by me in Long Beach, California

WHAT'S THE BUMMER? ✦

Honestly, that's for you to decide. ☹️

Maybe there wasn't enough dip. Maybe somebody put raisins on the charcuterie board. Maybe the good cheese is gone. Maybe that's just its face.

Load it up with snacks and let your guests come up with increasingly ridiculous explanations for why your serving board looks so miserable.

Personally, I think the sadder that face looks underneath an unreasonable amount of cheese, the better. 🧀☹️

TWO SIDES, TWO JOBS ✦

Bummer Board is double-sided, so don't be afraid to actually use it!

Keep one side as your everyday cutting and prep surface, then flip it over and keep the other looking nice for charcuterie, serving, and display.

My Handy Dandy Brandy logo is engraved on one side, so you can easily designate that as your cutting side if you'd like to keep the other looking extra pretty.

MAKE IT YOUR OWN ✦

Add custom laser engraving to make your Bummer Board even more special!

Add a name, date, message, inside joke, or something completely your own for a unique personalized gift. Custom engraving will be added on the back side of the board, keeping that giant sad face front and center. ☹️✨

MADE TO ORDER ✦

Each Bummer Board is designed and handmade by me, Brandy! Most items are made to order, so please allow 2–3 weeks for me to create yours. If I already have one in stock, I'll ship it right away.

Because real wood is naturally unique, grain and color will vary slightly from piece to piece, and that's part of what makes yours one of a kind!

CARE ✦

Hand wash with mild soap and water, then dry completely. DO NOT soak your Bummer Board or put it in the dishwasher.

Refresh the wood as needed with Walrus Oil Cutting Board Oil to condition the walnut and maple, help repel moisture, and keep them looking their best. Follow with Walrus Oil Wood Wax if you'd like a little extra protection. ☹️🪵✨

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