Hard Wood | Bachelorette Cutting & Charcuterie Board

Hard Wood | Bachelorette Cutting & Charcuterie Board 👰🍆

Is it immature? Sure. Is it tacky? Absolutely. Is it an unspoken part of the whole getting-married experience? For some reason, YES. 😭

Hard Wood was originally made for my friend Karin's bachelorette party and was never supposed to become an actual product. Then I posted it, you people saw it, and of course you wanted one too.

And I get it. It's just too funny.

Why have generations of people decided that an upcoming wedding means it's suddenly time to surround your best friend with weiners? No fucking clue. We're not here to question tradition. We're here to giggle and decorate it. 🧀

THE DETAILS ✦

✦ Approx. 10" × 16"
✦ Choose solid maple or solid walnut
✦ Double-sided and fully functional
✦ Use one side for cutting & chopping and keep the other nice for serving & display
✦ Perfect for bachelorette parties, your gay best friends birthday, bridal showers & hilarious wedding gifts
✦ My Handy Dandy Brandy logo is laser engraved on one side
✦ Finished with a food-safe natural finish
✦ Original Handy Dandy Brandy design
✦ Designed and handmade by me in Long Beach, California

THE ORIGIN STORY ✦

This board owes its existence entirely to my friend Karin getting married. 😂

I made the original for her bachelorette party as a one-off joke. I had absolutely no plans to sell it, reproduce it, or turn it into anything beyond something that would make my friends laugh.

Then I shared it online.

And here we are.

YOU PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO CUSTOMIZE IT ✦

That's my professional opinion.

Add the bride's name, wedding date, bachelorette destination, an inside joke, or whatever other questionable message your group will find hilarious. 🤭

This is already a ridiculous gift. You might as well commit to the bit.

Custom laser engraving turns it into a one-of-a-kind bachelorette keepsake that can actually be used long after the party is over.

MAPLE OR WALNUT? ✦

Choose your Hard Wood:

🤍 Maple for a lighter wood
🤎 Walnut for a darker, richer look

No stains or dyes needed. Just Hard Wood made from actual hardwood. 🪵😎

MADE TO ORDER ✦

Each Hard Wood Board is designed and handmade by me, Brandy! Most items are made to order, so please allow approximately 2–3 weeks for me to create yours. If I already have one in stock, I'll ship it right away.

If you're ordering for a specific bachelorette party or wedding date, please keep that turnaround time in mind when ordering!

Because real wood is naturally unique, grain and color will vary slightly from board to board.

CARE ✦

Hand wash with mild soap and water, then dry completely. DO NOT soak your Hard Wood or put it in the dishwasher.

I recommend treating it with Walrus Oil Cutting Board Oil to condition the wood and help repel moisture, followed by Walrus Oil Wood Wax if you'd like a little extra protection.

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