Bummer Suz’n™ | 16" Sad Face Lazy Susan

Bummer Suz'n™ | 16" Sad Face Lazy Susan ☹️

“Bummer, Susan!!” ☹️ She may look a little sad, but she'll definitely cheer up your table. Bummer Suz'n™ is a 16" handmade wooden Lazy Susan featuring a giant sad face made entirely from naturally contrasting solid walnut and maple hardwoods.

Fair warning: your guests WILL start making up reasons why Susan is sad. “She wants more cheese.” “Nobody gave her any dip.” “Someone ate the last cracker.” “They put the good snacks on the other Suz'n.” Honestly, coming up with increasingly ridiculous reasons for Susan’s misery is half the fun.

Perfect for serving snacks, appetizers, condiments, charcuterie, or keeping your everyday table and countertop essentials within reach.

THE DETAILS ✦

✦ Original Handy Dandy Brandy design
✦ Approx. 16" round
✦ Handmade from solid walnut & maple hardwoods
✦ Sad face design created entirely from naturally contrasting woods
✦ No paint or stain!
✦ Smooth-gliding steel rotating hardware
✦ Hard maple base
✦ Grippy feet help keep her securely in place
✦ Optional custom laser engraving, typically added to the base unless otherwise noted
✦ Finished with a food-safe natural finish
✦ Designed and handmade by me in Long Beach, California

EVERY TABLE NEEDS A SUZ'N™ ✦

I am a firm believer that every table requires a Lazy Susan. I have one on basically every table and counter in my house. My tables feel naked without them!

They add height, dimension, and instantly elevate everything... literally and figuratively. ✨

Use Bummer Suz'n™ for condiments on the dining table, oils and spices on the kitchen counter, cocktail supplies on the bar, snacks and dips when people come over, or even little plants (be sure to add a moisture barrier), candles, and decor.

And this one happens to look adorably miserable while doing it. ☹️

GIVE HER A SPIN ✦

Use Bummer Suz'n™ as a serving centerpiece when guests come over, load her up with a charcuterie spread, or give her a permanent home on your dining table or kitchen counter.

Personally, I think the sadder she looks underneath an unreasonable amount of cheese, the better. 🧀☹️

MAKE IT YOUR OWN ✦

Add custom laser engraving to make your Bummer Suz'n™ even more special! Add a name, date, message, inside joke, or something completely your own for a unique personalized gift.

I typically add custom engraving on the base unless otherwise noted.

MADE TO ORDER ✦

Each Bummer Suz'n™ is designed and handmade by me, Brandy! Most items are made to order, so please allow 2–3 weeks for me to create yours. If I already have one in stock, I'll ship it right away.

Because real wood is naturally unique, grain and color will vary slightly from piece to piece, and that's part of what makes yours one of a kind!

CARE ✦

Wipe clean with mild soap and a damp cloth, then dry completely. DO NOT submerge your Bummer Suz'n™ in water or put her in the dishwasher. Avoid soaking the rotating base and hardware.

Refresh the wood as needed with Walrus Oil Furniture Polish to condition the walnut and maple, help repel moisture, and keep them looking their best. You can grab some right here in my shop, or purchase it directly from Walrus Oil's website. ☹️🪵✨

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